I’m going to tell you some facts about pigs. They’re weird. Sorry in advance.

How to be the life of the party. And also how to get red wine out of white clothing. Hint: be like Carol.

It’s 2 am. Where are your co-workers?

My garden, like my life, is a lovely mess.

You can wear heels all day. I know. I do it every day while climbing ladders, mopping floors and running a slew of restaurants. I recommend a few (heels, not chores.)

I’m often dazzled by clients. May I guide you through opening champagne through the lens of a particularly dazzling lunch?